Google Tips: Drive (and Docs, and Sheets, and…)

I think I’m about done with Chrome-specific tips for now, although if I see something that looks interesting I might put something together.

I’m going to finish up this short series with a quick look at some handy Google features that are designed with Chrome in mind (in that they’re all easy to get to and use in Chrome). Specifically I want to look at Google’s cloud storage feature, Drive, and some related applications.

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Drive

Drive is basically a place to store files in the cloud, where you can get to them easily. Think of it as a disk drive. You can create folders in much the same way, and organise things the way you want to. It’s great for keeping safe backup copies of important stuff from your machine. And all those files can be accessed from any machine you’re logged in from – so you can upload files from your laptop then get to them from a tablet, say. By default only you can see your files, but you can also share files and folders with anyone you choose to (and you can choose to give certain people read-only access if you like). Sharing brings with it the ability to collaborate on things with others – family, friends, clubs, work, and so on.

To get to Drive (and most of the related apps I’m coming to), open a new tab then click the app drawer symbol.

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Drive should be there…

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That opens your Drive as a web page where you can see what you have, create folders, and so on. To upload a file, click the red New button and select File upload. Easy. There are a bunch more things on that page, but I could spend a week writing about them all. Just explore. You’ll get it.

You can save any kinds of files – Word documents, image files, plain text files, whatever. Google gives you 15 gigabytes of storage at no charge, and you can buy more if you need it. (To give you an idea, I use Drive for backups of all my writing files as well as a good number of spreadsheets and images, and in all the time I’ve been using it I’ve never used more than 10% of my 15Gb space.)

Now, before I go any further, I’d better explain that there’s a difference between Drive the feature, and Drive the application. The feature is just as I described – safe storage on Google’s servers, accessed through your web browser (or mobile apps), and “owned” by your gmail account (that is, the files are associated with you as owner through the gmail address that identifies your account – the one you’re signed into Chrome as).

The application builds on that. It’s an executable that you optionally download and install on your Windows PC or Mac, and it lets you link folders on your machine’s hard drive to your Google Drive storage. At that point, any changes you make to any files in those linked folders are kept in sync with the cloud. If you lose your Internet connection, you can continue to work with the local copies and they’ll get synced up when you’re connected again.

Docs, Sheets, Slides…

There are some related apps that let you create and edit files right there in your Drive folders, using Google’s own file formats.

Docs is basically a word processor. It’s not as fully-featured as Word or OpenOffice, but it’s great for basic stuff and perfectly adequate for letters and manuscripts. And you can download a local copy of the file in various file formats such as Word and HTML. Sheets is a spreadsheet application, and it’s surprisingly powerful. Slides lets you create presentations as a set of slides (think PowerPoint). There’s also Forms, which lets you create, duh, forms, for surveys or whatever.

What’s really cool about Docs and Sheets is the collaboration feature (and this probably applies to Slides and Forms, too – but I haven’t tried that – and it might very well be true in other apps such as Google Drawings). When you share a document with someone else (or several someone elses) and others have it open at the same time, you can see who else is working on it. You can see other people’s cursors, colour-coded. When one person makes a change, everyone else’s screen updates right away. You can demonstrate it yourself if you have two machines (a laptop and a tablet, say) logged into the same account. Create a document on one machine, then open it on the second machine too. Now as you change the document on one machine, the view on the other machine changes. IS THAT COOL, OR WHAT?

Not only that, but you can open a chat window so that you and your collaborators can talk to each other as you work. That means that a group of people can work on a text document, or a spreadsheet, etc., and coordinate what each other are doing. Now, that’s collaboration.

Other Google Apps

There are a lot more Google apps available. Open that app drawer again. You have some apps right there. Click More at the bottom and you’ll see (wait for it) more. (And by the way, you can drag and drop things here to move the ones you use most to the top section and get the ones you don’t use so much out of the way). And at the bottom there’s a link that says Even more from Google, which opens a page with links to a whole herd of Google apps. News, books, maps… Remember the trick from a few posts back, where you can add a web site as an app? (Hamburger, More tools, Add to taskbar.) Pick the apps you can use, add them as apps using that trick, and then you can fire straight into them using the App launcher.

Some I use:

  • Google Keep is really useful. Create notes and lists (I use it for shopping lists, among other things) and have them available on your phone. Neato.
  • Google Calendar – I don’t know how I’d manage without this one.
  • Google Translate – very useful from time to time.
  • Google Sites – create web sites and wikis. Well, actually, I haven’t used it myself but I’m planning on trying it out just to mess with it and see what it can do.

Until next time . . .

Chrome Tips: Apps and Extensions 2

Extensions

THE previous Chrome Tips post was about apps. In this one, I’d like to talk a bit about extensions.

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Extensions add new features to Chrome, or modify the way it works. The pic above is from my Chrome, and you can see icons for four extensions I have installed. (Not all extensions put icons up, by the way.) These are just examples, to give a feel for the kinds of things extensions can do, and it doesn’t constitute any kind of recommendation. From left to right:

  • IE Tab: this one lets you open a web page in a tab using Internet Explorer’s rendering engine instead of Chrome’s own. That can be useful for viewing pages that were designed specifically for IE, and that don’t render properly in other browsers. These days I don’t have much need for it but I keep it around just in case. And, I don’t know how Microsoft’s new browser, Edge, fits in since it uses another rendering engine altogether.
  • Forecastfox: That’s a weather extension that tells me the current weather and temperature. The background on the temperature changes to red when there’s a severe weather warning.
  • Adblock Plus: Does just what it says – it blocks ads, which can speed up page loads. But it does more than that; it also blocks tracking cookies and a certain amount of malware, which is the main reason I use it.
  • Pinterest: Gives you a quick way to pin a page to a board on your Pinterest account.

You get extensions from the Chrome Web Store, just like you do for apps, and you install them in pretty much the same way. Explore the store – there are lots and lots of extensions for all kinds of things.

Like I said, not all extensions have icons, but you can see all your currently-installed extensions easily. Quick way: right click on any icons you already have in that area and choose Manage extensions. If you don’t have any extension icons, then go to the Settings page and click Extensions on the left side. You’ll get a page with all the details.

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Here you can remove extensions easily (just click the garbage can icon). You can also disable extensions – useful if you have one that you want to switch off for a bit but you don’t want to remove. Some extensions (like Forecastfox) have customization options, and you can get to those by clicking the options link.

Last word: if you have multiple accounts set up (as I explained in an earlier post), each account has its own set of extensions. So if you sign in on a new machine, your extensions are installed for you automatically. Nice.

Until next time, gentle reader . . .

Chrome Tips: Apps and Extensions 1

The Difference Between Apps And Extensions

APPS are things that you start when you want them to, and they typically run in their own tab or window. Extensions, on the other hand, modify Chrome’s behaviour more generally. This post is about apps. I’ll come to extensions in the next post.

To get to your apps, click the Apps button—it’s usually at the left hand end of the bookmarks bar.

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Oh, wait. You don’t see that on your Chrome? Right click in the bookmarks bar and click the Show apps shortcut setting to turn it on.

Oh, hang on. You don’t even have the bookmarks bar? Click the hamburger button Hamburger then mouse over Bookmarks, and you’ll see the option to switch on the bookmarks bar. Or just hit Ctrl-Shift-B to toggle it.

And there’s another way to get to apps, which is the Apps Launcher. This is installed for you (either when you install Chrome, or it might happen when you install something from the store; I don’t remember for sure). You can get to it on Windows by clicking the Start button, going to the installed applications, and looking under the Gs. You should be able to drag it to your task bar or pin it to the start menu. When you open it, you’ll see a grid with the icons of all your apps, and you can open them right there.

Where were we? Right, getting to your apps. Click the Apps button and you’ll see a page with your apps. One that should be prominent is the one for the Chrome Web Store. That’s useful to have, because the store is where you can get more apps and extensions. In fact, do that now. Go on, click it.

There are all kinds of apps for all kinds of things. There are games, of course. Lots and lots of games. But wait, there’s more. Productivity apps (including the ones Google provides, of course) like spreadsheets, and calendars, and text editors, and lots more besides. You have a Netflix account? There’s an app for that. Want to read books? There’s a Kindle app that lets you read books from your Amazon library, and of course there’s Google Play Books. Explore the store and you’ll see what I mean. Many of the apps are free, but there are a few that cost a little bit (if you find an app you’d like but it’s not free, the best thing to do is get a Google Play Store card. To add the funds to your Google Wallet account, follow the instructions printed on the card).

Adding an extension from the web store is easy. Pick one you want, and click it. A popup will pop up, and there you have the option to Add to Chrome. Click that, confirm that you want to add it, and it’ll download and install itself. That’s it. You don’t have to restart Chrome; the new app should be on your apps page and you can use it right away.

Sometimes apps open in a new window, sometimes they open in a new tab. You can control which. Go to the Apps page, right click on the App, and you can check or uncheck Open as window.

Removing an app you no longer want is easy, too. Right click on the app and select Remove from Chrome.

You can also set web pages as apps (in fact, some of the apps aren’t really anything more than a link to a web site). To do that, get the page open in a tab, then click the Hamburger button, mouse over More tools and then select Add to taskbar (I know – not really obvious). Choose whether to open as a tab or window (you can change that at any time, as I described earlier), and save. Now it’ll show on your apps page.

[Update: some time after writing that, a Chrome update changed that. At version 47 this feature appeared to have disappeared. At 48 it came back but works a little differently: now you click the Hamburger button, mouse over More tools and then select Add to desktop. That opens a dialog where you can set to open as a window. When you click Add, the web page link is added to your apps and as a desktop shortcut. You can then delete the desktop shortcut if you like, leaving just the app launcher link.]

Last thing: Remember the earlier post, about signing into Chrome? When you sign in on another machine, your apps will usually get installed on that machine right away so you have them available. Cool, huh?

Until next time . . .

Vacation

What I Did On My Holidays

THIS is more of a diary entry than anything else. Most pro writers agree you should write something every day. And so…

Dear diary…

I took extra days off work to bridge the gap between the Labor Day weekend and the next, so I have a nine day break, of which I have three and a half days left. Here’s what I’ve been up to.

Writing Stuff

ON Sunday I went through a three-and-a-half hour editing marathon that finished the long-running first pass of The Artemis Device at long last. That went off to my editor the next day, so now it’s just a matter of waiting until she gets a chance to look at it from her side and start feeding back suggestions for improvements. Not holding my breath, as I know she has at least two other projects on her plate right now.

So the plan is to get started into my own self-editing pass of the next project, Smoke & Mirrors. I’ve deliberately taken a breather before I get on with that, but now I feel ready and I’ll probably get to it tomorrow or even (time permitting) later today.

I’ve also been writing a series of blog posts about Google Chrome. You might have seen them. I have a couple more written and scheduled to auto-publish over the next few days.

Bought a New Printer

OLD printer was old. It kept getting clogged print heads and was having problems feeding paper. So I took advantage of a Labor Day special at Office Depot, and got a nice new printer for $50. It’s wifi so we can set it up pretty much anywhere, and thanks to Google Cloud Print we can print stuff directly from phones and tablets from anywhere we have an Internet connection. Nice.

Watching TV

NO vacation would be complete without some actual rest, and in my case that means lying in bed and watching TV. I watch quite a bit on my tablet using the Netflix app. Recently I’ve been watching The 4400, which despite being more than ten years old, I’d never heard of until recently. I’ve also been re-watching Warehouse 13. Fun show, that. I actually wanted to watch The Dresden Files again, but it’s disappeared from Netflix (why? WHY?), so I’ll have to see about buying it on DVD, if it’s even available.

Reading

CHUCK Wendig’s Miriam Black books, a book about writing (The Snowflake Method), and Ian Watson’s God’s World (which is SF, by the way, not a bible tract).

Pest Control

THE warm weather brought with it an influx of insects. Earwigs (which seem to have died down without help from me), and tiny little red ants which (thank you, Internet) I was able to identify as grease ants. I bought some stuff from Home Depot that took care of that problem in two or three days, and they haven’t come back. Here’s hoping it stays that way.

That’s enough for now. Until next time . . .

Chrome Tips: Multiple Accounts

Multiple Accounts in Chrome

I have several gmail accounts. I use one for book-related things, another for day-job stuff, and so on. Having separate accounts for separate concerns makes things much simpler. And Chrome makes it easy to keep those accounts distinct and switch between them. It’s also useful if you share a machine between several people.

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The account you’re currently signed in as shows up on a button at the top right of the window, next to the minimise-maximise-exit buttons. (Want to change the name on the tab? Hamburger button, Settings. Scroll down to People. Select the current one, click the Edit button below. You can edit the name in the box that comes up.)

To add a new account, click that button at top right, then Switch person. Dialog opens. At the bottom you’ll see the option to Add person. Click it, and a fresh Chrome window appears. Now you can click the gmail link and create a new account, or sign in to an existing account. Or you can not sign in if you don’t want to.

Now, switching between accounts is easy. Right click your name button, and you’ll get a list of the people Chrome knows about on that machine. Or left click and click Switch person, and you’ll see the same people in a dialog box, and you can click the one you want. In both cases a new window opens connected to that person’s account. (The original window doesn’t go away, by the way.)

To remove someone from the machine, left click the name and choose Switch person. Mouse over the person you want to remove, and a drop-down arrow appears at the top right of their picture. Click that arrow and you’ll have the option to remove that person’s information from the machine completely.

Until next time . . .

Chrome Tips: Intro, Signing In To Chrome

Intro

I like Chrome. In fact, I’m quite a fan of Google in general. I love the way the different parts interweave to make so many things simpler. Things that just a few short years ago, were difficult to do. Like being able to upload a file to Google Drive and then share it with others, or access it on my phone when I need to. Or being able to set appointments on my calendar on the web, and have it remind me on my phone.

I sometimes get asked questions about how to do this or that in Chrome, or Drive, or Keep. Somehow I seem to have become a go-to-guy for those kinds of questions—although I don’t really know why, because I don’t consider myself an expert by a long stretch.

All the same, there are some questions that get asked pretty often. So I thought I’d start a series of short blog posts about some of those things. And that’s what this is all about. Shall we begin, gentle reader?

Signing In

WHY should you sign in on Chrome?

You don’t have to sign in. And there are times when it would definitely NOT be a good idea. For example, signing in on a public computer at school, or at the library, or in a shopping mall… well, just don’t.

Like I said, you don’t have to sign in. You can still use Chrome as you would any other browser.

But if you do sign in… well, a whole bunch of things just got easier. All your bookmarks, for example, get synchronised on Google’s servers—Chrome uploads them for you. And then, if you sign into the same account on another machine (including Chrome on Android devices), those bookmarks and a lot of other things get downloaded into that copy of Chrome and can be used right away. No more messing with exporting and importing bookmarks and all the rest. And if you sign out, all that account-specific stuff gets wiped off the machine, nice and safe.

How do you sign in? Easy. All you need is a gmail account and password. If you already have gmail, skip down to ***. If you don’t already have one you can set one up in Chrome. Just open a new tab. At the upper right you should see a link to gmail. Click it. Sign up. That’s it.

And in fact that gmail address and password is your key to the whole range of Google products. I don’t need to tell you to…

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… do I? DO I?

*** If you already have a gmail account, you use that to sign in on Chrome. (In fact, if you just signed up you should check to make sure Chrome signed into that account at the same time.) To do that click the Hamburger button Hamburger at top right, click Settings, and check the Sign in section at the very top of the settings page. It’ll tell you if Chrome is signed in. If not, go ahead and do that using the gmail address and password.

In the next post: Multiple accounts.

Until next time . . .

Free Signed Books!

FINALLY, after too many months of delays and problems and other work-hurdles, I just finished a major editing pass of The Artemis Device. Let loose with Woot! and Woohoo! and other celebratory sounds! Do the I’m-done-for-now Happy Dance!

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In celebration, I’m giving away something for free. I have three, count’em, THREE first-edition paperback copies of Mr. Gunn and Dr. Bohemia just waiting to be signed and sent out. Want one? All I’m asking for is a promise that you’ll put an honest review on Amazon when you’ve read it.

Go to my blog at petefordwriter.com and click the Contact link at the top. Fill in name and email address, and a short note to say you’d like one. DON’T put in a mailing address just yet. Since I only have three, the first three replies get the goods, and I’ll contact you via email to get a mailing address and ask how you’d like me to sign it. I’ll even pay postage, so to you it’s 100% free (apart from a little of your time to write a review when you’re done).

And don’t forget, it’s available in e-book form for Kindle, Nook, Kobo, etc., as well as print, from Amazon and others: CLICK HERE for details.

[UPDATE: Brad Plaskett in Ohio gets signed copy #1. Two left!]

[UPDATE: Gary Webster in Seattle gets signed copy #2. One left!]

The Windows 10 Experience

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Pressure

I wasn’t planning on upgrading to Windows 10 any time soon. Microsoft had other ideas. A new icon kept showing in the system tray saying Get Windows 10! It’ll be Fun! and there was no way to get rid of it. My laptop and desktop machines downloaded the installation files on the quiet; I only found out about it when I noticed the hard drive light blinking away all the time, and I opened up the resource manager to see what was going on. Then I had a window pop up telling me that my computer and all my software was compatible with Windows 10, and please Please PLEASE install Windows 10, and if you don’t do it while it’s free we’ll charge you $119 for it and send someone to your house to duct-tape you to a chair and force you to watch while they install it for you. Well, I might have dreamt about that last bit.

To be honest I was a little concerned about doing something so potentially dangerous to my laptop; I use it far more than my desktop system, and it’s where I do all my writing so the data is sacred. And it’s a few years old, so I was a little bit edgy. But… well, they did say it was all compatible. And all my files are backed up in the cloud (Google Is Your Friend).

So yesterday I caved in to the pressure, said Sod It to myself, and clicked the button that said Oh, All Right Then, If It’ll Shut You The Fuck Up.

What Happened Next

I got a screen that said the machine would reboot a few times, and at least had the decency to tell me what was happening and how far it had got, so I could see it was actually doing things. It took an hour or so, I think. Then it went through a few startup screens asking whether I wanted to switch some default applications for playing videos and such to the new ones that come with Win10 (I didn’t; I like the ones I use. I’ll look at the new ones later and decide).

Finally, up came my familiar desktop (the one with the pictures of European castles), but with some new stuff on the taskbar and in the system tray.

THEN MY ANTIVIRUS BLEW UP. Well, it didn’t exactly explode. But it wasn’t working, that was for sure.

A little bit of investigation showed that, yes, the antivirus IS compatible with Win10, but I should have read the vendor’s website before I updated, idiot. Turns out I should have uninstalled the AV before the update, then re-installed after. Trying to uninstall after the fact doesn’t work; the ghost of the AV haunts the system, attempting to start up when you reboot.

I fixed it in the end; the AV vendor has an uninstall program to solve the problem. Download it, reboot into Safe Mode, bring up an admin command line, run the program thereby deleting all the old AV files, reboot to normal mode. Then re-install the AV and all is well. (Well, not immediately; the AV does a “first scan” that rips through the entire hard drive, deep-scanning. Takes a couple of hours during which system performance is crippled. I just left it alone until it was done.)

Everything else I use daily seemed to be working ok. Word fired up and immediately popped up a pop-up saying it was updating (I guess there’s a Win10 upgrade, but it was automatic and took less than a minute). Scrivener came up just fine. Google Chrome looked ok at first… then I noticed the links to Gmail, Google Apps, and so on, on the New Tab page, weren’t showing any more. That’s been reported to Google in case that’s something to do with the Win10 upgrade. As it happens, Chrome just downloaded an update; maybe that’ll fix it. I’ll know soon enough. [Update: Chrome bug, nothing to do with Win10. They fixed it last night.]

After All Is Said And Done

IS it better than Windows 7? Too early to tell. I can say right away that I don’t much like that Metro style that makes the windows look like a Windows phone or tablet. And I don’t like that I can’t disable the touchpad when the USB mouse is plugged in (Windows 7 had an option for that, although it looks like the problem might be more to do with the touchpad driver and not actually a Windows problem. All the same, if they don’t fix it soon I’ll have to disable the touchpad altogether. I keep catching the damned thing with my thumbs while I’m typing, and it’s a pain in the arse). I haven’t tried Microsoft Edge properly yet, although the couple of pages I’ve tested so far haven’t loaded and rendered particularly quickly (not that it matters, really—I use Chrome for pretty much everything and that’s not likely to change any time soon). But it does, at first sight, look like an improvement on Internet Explorer; maybe we can put that piece of old junk in the ground at last.

If there is ONE feature that looks like a real winner, it’s the Task View. Using that you can create multiple desktops. For me that’ll make it possible to keep writing apps (Word and Scrivener) on a dedicated desktop separate from everything else. It could still use a little work, I think; something up in the corner of the screen, maybe, showing which desktop you’re on and letting you click to switch to another one quickly. (Although, I did find a page with some handy keyboard shortcuts that speed things along.)

But in the big scheme of things, the upgrade was relatively painless and I’ll almost certainly upgrade my desktop system before too long. If I have one bit of advice for you, gentle reader, it would be this: check the vendor websites for all your third-party software and see what they have to say about how their junk plays with Win10. Maybe some won’t work, maybe some will need to be re-installed. My experience with the antivirus I use could have been avoided if I’d checked first.

Until next time . . .

Editing “The Artemis Device”, and Wattpad

A short post, since I have only a few minutes.

A milestone: I just finished an editing pass on The Artemis Device. In that pass I fixed a good number of grammatical and other typos, but more importantly I’ve put in markers show where new scenes will go, and also marked places where a certain amount of rewriting will be needed.

The next pass, then, will see those scenes written and the other changes made. Since I now know exactly what scenes are needed and how they fit into the timeline, writing them will be that much easier.

My plan is to take a day or two away from Artemis before I get started on that next pass. Among other things I have some ideas for a new story and I want to get those written down while they’re fresh. Also, I’ve been looking into Wattpad a little bit, and it sounds interesting. I want to spend a few hours researching it to see if it lives up to the hype.

Until next time . . .

There Will Be Blog

I’VE been having trouble with editing Artemis.

The first problem was that what I had to do seemed overwhelming. I’d be looking at the typescript and thinking, I have to think up and write these new scenes to add more backstory to this character and that character, AND I have to have to look for and change bits where I see problems, AND I have to fix the grammar accidents AND mop up the odd spelling mistake, AND I have to do ALL THAT in a single pass and OH MY GOD MY BRAIN IS MELTING DOWN. And then I’d stare at the page like it was the headlight of a freight train coming along the tunnel to turn me into meat-splat. Well, I think I found a solution to that problem: don’t try to do it all at once. So, what I’m doing now is reading back through the ‘script and as I go along, I make simple changes only—obvious spelling mistakes, missed or doubled words, in-yer-face grammar fuckups, and so on. Anything needing more work than that, I mark for later. I might hit a part where I can say, this needs a touch more dialogue to foreshadow something that comes later, or I might spot the ideal place for a new scene that’s needed. So for those things that need some actual wordage, I slap in a comment to say That new scene I need with rabid wombats goes HERE, or I’ll highlight a sentence and add a comment like, Alice remembers the man who shot her brother with a Nerf gun filled with lemon custard. It seems to be working; I don’t lose the momentum of the read-through, I have the right places marked up with the right changes, and then later, when I’ve done every chapter, I’ll gird my loins for the actual writing of new scenes, etc., knowing exactly what I need to write.

(As it happens, a couple of days after making that decision I read something along the same lines in Chuck Wendig’s book, The Kick-Ass Writer, to the effect of, editing needs a plan just as the actual writing does. Well, there’s a plan that works for me.)

The second problem is finding quiet time. The last few days have been particularly bad on that front. Last Monday, I made the above decision about how I’d approach the editing, and a second decision, which was I Will Edit At Least One Chapter Every Day. Tuesday, the second part was already in tatters; that morning I did an hour of day-job work then had to head out for several hours for an appointment, then in the evening we had tickets to see Seether and 3 Doors Down, and we didn’t get home and to bed until 2:15am. Four hours later, up and back at the day-job . . . and then I found out that the family who were expected on Friday had arrived two days early, so off for an evening visit we went, and bed was after midnight again. Thursday, day-job was followed by a barbecue with just-mentioned family, and at the same time I was on the work laptop helping out with an emergency release of a web application. That night, bed happened sometime around 1am. By Friday (yesterday) after day-job I was so exhausted I could barely think straight; editing was not an option. I read a book for the thirty seconds it took for my eyes to feel like they had lead weights on them, then basically died.

Oh, well. At least I got a good night’s sleep last night and today I was able to edit two chapters, which makes me feel a whole lot better. And I came up with another damned good idea, which revolves around the fact that a few weeks ago, in preparation for the visit of aforementioned family, I cleaned up the basement and made it into what is essentially a second living room. And it is a place of light and wonder. Being underground, it is cool, and because the windows are small and face the back of the house instead of the front, it is also quiet—no noise from a motorbike left idling in the street for twenty minutes at 5am (curse you, evil neighbour), no banging and clattering of garbage trucks. There is no TV, or radio. And so, when the family has left for home, I will be making that excellent room my personal Fortress Of Writerly Solitude. Awesomeness will follow.

Until next time . . .